Thank you for taking the time to read this postscript note. Most people nowadays don't even bother to read their emails,
let alone auto-replies or ‘REMAIL' as the haters refer to them. I long for the glory days of the Internet when families would
gather around the hearth as father read aloud the latest auto-replies, fresh from his inbox, with the passion and zeal of a
Southern Preacher. I remember lying awake at night fantasizing about the days when I too would write informative, yet
polite automated communications that would fill the inboxes and hearts of millions around the world with joy. Sadly times
have changed. People don't spend time watching the Internet as a family anymore. They're too busy ‘texting' or ‘twittering'
or ‘facing'. They neglect their inbox. They neglect Evan. Truth be told I live a life of solitude. Mine's a lonely existence that
would make a monk shriek with envy. (Which I think you'll find really illustrates my point considering most monks take a
lifetime vow of silence. Shrieking would lead them to an afterlife of damnation.) I don't have the pleasure of entering into
conversation with anyone I choose whenever I want, no, I must sit and wait until a question is asked before I can respond.
And automatically at that. I simply cannot connect and develop interpersonal relationships with other human beings. In a
society that glorifies the assertive alpha male, it should come as no surprise to the reader that I have found little success
in dealings with the opposite sex. Speaking of which, you wouldn't happen to know anyone who might be interested,
would you? If you do, please get in touch Evan@work-club.comI'm a great listener